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Playfully insert a little more sci-fi horror in your life… #lustarts #lustburster #adult #sextoys #sexynerdy #scifidildo #fantasydildo #horrordildo #handmade
Our version of Beauty and the Beast #lustarts #franksmonster #unicorndildo #nerdysexy #adult #sextoys #fantasydildo
Still looking for a name for these small bois as we learned one of our favorite makers already coined the term “Dicklets”.
Donglets? Pocket Cocks? Shrinky Dinkies? Poquito Pleasure Pumps? Guyz, we need help. Hahaha. 😂😂😂
Best name that we choose will win a full set in your color choice. Must be 18+ and in the US to win. 💜
Use the DnD theme – Minifigs! Minidings?
Washing day! Stay tuned for an important announcement tonight, and hope everyone likes the drop on thursday!
Who’s ready for Bicycle Day? Check out this crazy UV psychedelic toy we just made.
Thinking of doing a limited release on the 19th for the holiday. 😉👽👅🌌🚵
Sex toys shouldn’t make you bleed.
Yet numerous people report bleeding with the Lelo Sona or Sona Cruise! I checked Twitter and Reddit and found 6 others, plus myself. It’s easy to see why this is happening – there’s a distance of only 7.8mm from the outer edge of the nozzle to the moving motor bit inside. That’s the length of my pinky finger from fingertip to the bottom of my nail bed. Neither the smallest Womanizer nor the smallest Satisfyer has this problem; there is abundant room between the edge and the motor.
And that’s not the only problem!
It’s loud.
It’s (a little too) intense – good for some but I need to build up on these toys.
It’s awkward (and sometimes painful) to hold.
There’s only a 1-year warranty vs 2 years from Womanizer.
The round nozzle is incredibly small, much smaller than other brands. It won’t work for larger clits but shouldn’t be used by ANY clits, in my opinions.
IT HAS PATTERNS. NO. Entering into patterns on a pressure air sex toy, one that is already intense, is akin to that burst of pain you feel when you consume a hot or cold liquid and you have dental pain. That sharp, wrong-feeling, nerve-zapping makeitstoppppp feeling is what I felt any time I accidentally went into patterns.
Like the ill-fated SenseTouch of the Lelo Smart Wands, “Cruise Control” is some bullshit. It works randomly and strangely, not at all like it’s supposed to. I could tell you to just get the regular Sona instead, but I won’t. I don’t want you getting ANY Lelo Sona. Literally any other Womanizer or Satisfyer will do.
I hate Lelo and will continue to hate them, but so many people asked about this in comparison to the Womanizer and Satisfyer models. There’s more info about this on the full review, including video to hear what the motor sounds like, so check that out!
Also, while I don’t have any April Fool’s event (maybe next year!), the Eastern Dragon is about to be released in more sizes! Mini, Small and Large Eastern Dragons will be up for Custom Orders soon (as well as the measurements)! The one currently available will be the Medium size.
Towing the line of other celebrations of the beginning of April, I am adding a new item to my shop: eggcorns!
Eggcorns come in a wide range of sizes, as you can see here, and they will be available in custom colors and firmness just like my other toys.
Unlike many other April surprises, these toys are not a diamond dozen, they will be a permanent part of my shop going forward. So, in this doggie dog world where your budget for silicone is limited, you don’t need to put my eggcorns on a peddle stool – if there is a limited time item that you must have RIGHT NOW, you don’t need to worry. Eggcorns will be waiting for you from the gecko.
I’m still uploading items, but a HUGE drop is coming soon. Look for a followup post later tonight and the custom and premade eggcorn listings!
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