Glowing Alien Easter Eggs are
alive in my etsy shop!What better way to celebrate Easter than to impregnate yourself or a loved one with a glowing alien egg!
These Xenova and Laviova are available in a selection of lovely pastels and have a highlight that brings out the textures at night when the egg is glowing. They will arrive at their new hosts with a matching baby alien.
Anyone who buys a matching pair will also receive a matching little squishy glow cat, and excess postage charges from etsy will be refunded immediately.
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Introducing the first Rival Captain Event~!
The ship has traveled far and wide across the seas, enjoying her bounty. However on your way back to port you’ve stumbled into a horrible storm. The Lustful Rambler is jerked too and fro from dusk till dawn, her sails creak and the crew scrambles to try to keep her steady. Once daybreak hits you find the ship is in oddly still water. There is no wind…there are no waves. You do see a rock off the port of the ship, black and jutting from the sea. Upon it is a larger man or…is it a man? With long tentacles making up his lower half but the upper half of a man it tricks your eyes at first and the rest of the crew seems to take pause to eye this stranger with you.
The figure leans up, coiled on the stone almost like a serpent and points an engraved silver staff toward you and the crew. “I am Mako, King of the Tides and you will provide me an offering if you ever want to sail again.” After he gives a rather clear smirk, looking rather cocky about the situation he’s put you in. You turn back to the crew who all seem to be equally baffled. What could you possibly offer a king?Mako comes in one size and features a tapered design with sucker tentacles on one side. This is an intended vaginal plug/toy design which should provide a tie like feel in use. This one has been in the works for months now and I’m so happy I can finally release it for this limited event!
Mako is a temporary release for 30 days. Depending on the feedback I receive he may replace another model in the shop 🙂 Otherwise he will be ‘Lockered’ and will only be available during Lockered Events!
New store XenoCat Artifacts has posted some teasers to their Facebook Page.
Alright so no joke this is literally my favorite custom toy in our toybox right now. Well, not really custom, it was ordered a Mystery Supreme? Either way, Sheep of Damn Average did a freaking amazing job of turning her Rudolph model into Thunderhoof for me. The color matching is amazing, I couldn’t be happier with it!
Also I got three of her Monkey Balls cuz they look like little Oozarus and I can’t resist.
nice haul! 😀
that rudolph is absolutely incredible
♥w♥THAT
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It’s time for
Marbled March again! The original marble themed sale of March, it maintains most of its features from last year, and not too many differences.——–What is Marbled March 2017?——-
Semi-custom
orders are available throughout the month. Just choose one color, then
I’ll choose another/other contrasting color(s) and come up with your
marble. I like dynamic, tight marbling but am open to suggestion for
less contrast, loose marbles, or cowprint “mottles”. Generally I opt for
a light and dark, for example, and if you want eye-searingly bright
tones instead I will be happy to work with that! Just let me know.The year before last showcased my signature “Transitional Marbles,” and last year we took a look at “Painterly Marbles,” and while neither of them have such a significant discount this year they do make a return. This year I’m offering a “Dealer’s Choice” of sorts. Hand me a theme or inspiration (photo or written, whatever) and I will do something with it. These toys will still feature marbles heavily but may also have other work done to them, it’s just that the say in that comes down to me.
——-What else happens this year?——-
Not much. You should know that if you do not see an item available that it has likely been sold and will be making a reappearance only when I have worked through the queue. I cannot give an estimate on when the queue will be through.
On
shipping, I will be making trips when possible. Please keep in mind
that custom orders do take a bit of time and I am quite prone to
recasting based on my perfectionism. Also know that unwell life
situations do continue (yep…) and it may cause slight delays here and there.
Please do not inquire about shipping times until after the timeframe on
your receipt. And don’t order on the 31st and claim you’ve been waiting
3 months on May 1st. Not letting that fly this year either.I may combine MM orders with other things, however due to the time frame inconsistencies I can’t guarantee that I will.
——-Some things to keep in mind:——-
-Firmnesses are: super soft (0030), soft (0050), medium (approx 8A), and hard (10A)
-Super
Soft has a tendency to blend during pouring, so I cannot guarantee that
the marbles will be very tight or crisp. I will certainly try, but
expect more of a soft/feathered edge on any super soft toys.
-Metallic and glow pigments affect the weight of the silicone, so may also cause issue with colors blending
-Marbled March is only for marbles, I am not offering other color options at this time.
-I will be uploading various pre-mades throughout the month when the new week sets go up.
-Marbled
March listings will have a desaturated promo image at the front of them and
say “Marbled March” in the listing title and in the corner of the image.
-For questions please ask me on Etsy. Oftentimes questions
that only I can answer get posted on unrelated forums, and receive odd
estimations or conjecture that don’t help anyone. I don’t usually bite, please do not be afraid to ask me directly.
-If
an item is not in stock when you check, it is sold out and will not be
getting relisted until I work through its queue. All items have 1
opening to start and I will reset for an additional one later today.Everything is up now, so hop on over to check it out!
I’m super excited to share a new toy model in the Shapely Toys shop: Binate! This design was the result of me trying some new things with lines and widths. I really like how it is symmetrical in some ways and not others, which makes it really interesting to look at. Check it out in the shop!
The Oviform, Zeppelin and Rame from FascinusSilicone
Godzuki from new store Monster Island Toys
I guess I’m officially a dildo-maker now, ‘cause I just made my first sale! This makes me a professional artist, right? Happy to send this guy (“Carl the Caterpillar”) out into the world.
Year four of Discount Chocolate Day! Holy cow, it’s been four years! I’ll have to do something special next time…
As with the previous years, DCD features a drop of pre-made chocolate themed toys. This year they’re all marbles, and I’ve thrown in some shimmery tones as well! I am a fan of the minty sorts… There are also a few made to order slots available exclusively on my large toys. One a piece, and there’s a note about possible delays therein since I am in the process of moving right now. And whatever remains from last DCD that is in clearance has been marked down too.
There’s still time to get yourself the Valentine’s Grab-Bags! I have cute little chocolate colored shells heading out in them now too 🙂
Be well, get yourself some good sweet stuff!
Afternoon bonk, since I am
tired and grumpyUp.Bonk!




































