APRIL FOOLS! Usually we sell eggs that go into you! Today we are selling eggs that YOU go into! 😀
We wanted to have a little fun and experiment with some different techniques, so we came up with some little fuckable eggs for April Fools this year. The smaller one is using our existing Emme egg molds. The larger one is using an alternate mold design we shelved because it had spots that got little bubbles. Since these are made of super soft 00-20 silicone and aren’t meant for long term use, we figured we’d dust off the mold and give them a try. The end result is a pretty fun little masturbation toy for folks who have a penis.
These are expected to degrade with use, so they have a smaller price tag. They’re just a fun little accessory to enjoy. We don’t currently have plans to add them to our shop permanently, but if folks like them we’ll definitely consider it! If that’s the case we’ll freshen up the larger mold and look into making other sizes and shapes for the cavities.
One of the frequent laments during last year’s April Fool’s was that while the colossal corn was hilarious, it was just too big for many people to use. So Dr. Wut and Cody have spent months toiling over the silicone corn genome in order to bring you a smaller more manageable version. Dr. Wut considers it a huge success, but obviously Cody has his reservations.
As these Mad Food Scientists are happy to tell you, weird science is more of an art than a science. And while this corn is smaller and more manageable than it’s colossal counterpart, it’s even more wiggly and wobbly! So if you liked this…
…the small Corn has even more jiggle! In fact, for use, we recommend getting at least a Medium/Hard firmness split, because Medium and Soft will not support themselves. And of course, if you’re a fan of that corny texture, you know you can just go hard!
We’ve also brought back last year’s massive maize! Both are available for a limited time, April 1st through April 15th. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Happy April Fool’s/Easter, and please give a warm welcome to our most ambitious project yet: Carmela the Aberration!
This snake-tailed chimeric companion isn’t just a cool looking insertable, she’s a penetrable as well! While she will not replace a standard-sized stroker – the Medium sized one has a depth of about 3.25 inches- it’s still quite the novel experience to have a 2-in-1 fantasy toy and she’ll make every inch count.
For now, Carmela comes in three sizes: Mini, Small, and Medium. The latter size will accommodate the average penis, but the other two are better suited to other purposes. You can use the orifice as a vibe holder, or use it for external suction… the possibilities are endless!
Hey everyone! We’re slowly gearing back up to production levels, but in the meantime, I’m just gonna go ahead and dump some toys into the shop. Check out what we’ve got!
Got a little less than 50 toys up, discount already applied. Tried to get in a decent variety but ended up with a lot of pink, think I fixed the mint… Discount available until it becomes the 16th.
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