Bad Dragon has released their April Fool’s item, a fire hydrant with a cumtube. However, this does not stop them from being an intensely shitty company, and I will find a fire hydrant alternative (if possible) when it is not 3am.
Tag: toys
Primal Hardwere has released their April Fool’s item, The Tail Light.
Bring some light to where the sun doesn’t shine with our silicone light bulb and fixture! They glow bright green in the dark, providing the perfect ambiance for a late-night romp. Plus, they’re safer than candles – if you get a bit rough and knock them off the headboard, they won’t light your bedroom on fire. For those more adventurous, you can find creative ways to turn out the light.
Our brightest idea ever! Available in standard and torpedo style bulbs.
Exotic Erotics has revealed their April Fool’s item to be corn, which will be available through April.
If you would like a corn dildo from a place that does not make a profit off of masturbating animals for human pleasure, try Self Delve and their color changing options, or their corn sheaths.
We’ve had requests for a labeled list of the different types of CogRings™
That honestly sounds like a really good idea, so here goes!
We’ve also added this overview picture to our online store:
https://twintailcreations.com/collections/online-store/products/ttc-cogrings
Surprise! Little owl squishies are up in the shop!
These are made from silicone, come in random colors and you can get a single owl or a pack of three! There’s eleven different owls in total!
Keep an eye out for more different squishies in the future!
Spring has finally sprung, and Frisky Beast is celebrating the warm weather with some seasonal favorites!
’Spring Fling’ is back for the third year in a row! Catch this pearly rainbow color on stock toys and textured eggs through April, or create your own on any of our current models! Want something a little more exotic? ’Flutterby Butterfly’ returns to roost in the workshop, a sparkly mix of glitter and butterflies will be available on select toys and eggs!
Speaking of eggs, it wouldn’t be spring if we didn’t have something egg-cellent planned! We’re kicking off the ‘Spring Egg-stravaganza’, our celebration of all things ovi, with our newest model, the Terrabrood! This textured egg-plug is the first in a series of new egg-inspired products that will make their debut during March and April! Keep your eyes peeled, we have even more egg-citing releases planned for the weeks ahead!
Glowing Alien Easter Eggs are
alive in my etsy shop!What better way to celebrate Easter than to impregnate yourself or a loved one with a glowing alien egg!
These Xenova and Laviova are available in a selection of lovely pastels and have a highlight that brings out the textures at night when the egg is glowing. They will arrive at their new hosts with a matching baby alien.
Anyone who buys a matching pair will also receive a matching little squishy glow cat, and excess postage charges from etsy will be refunded immediately.
Introducing the first Rival Captain Event~!
The ship has traveled far and wide across the seas, enjoying her bounty. However on your way back to port you’ve stumbled into a horrible storm. The Lustful Rambler is jerked too and fro from dusk till dawn, her sails creak and the crew scrambles to try to keep her steady. Once daybreak hits you find the ship is in oddly still water. There is no wind…there are no waves. You do see a rock off the port of the ship, black and jutting from the sea. Upon it is a larger man or…is it a man? With long tentacles making up his lower half but the upper half of a man it tricks your eyes at first and the rest of the crew seems to take pause to eye this stranger with you.
The figure leans up, coiled on the stone almost like a serpent and points an engraved silver staff toward you and the crew. “I am Mako, King of the Tides and you will provide me an offering if you ever want to sail again.” After he gives a rather clear smirk, looking rather cocky about the situation he’s put you in. You turn back to the crew who all seem to be equally baffled. What could you possibly offer a king?Mako comes in one size and features a tapered design with sucker tentacles on one side. This is an intended vaginal plug/toy design which should provide a tie like feel in use. This one has been in the works for months now and I’m so happy I can finally release it for this limited event!
Mako is a temporary release for 30 days. Depending on the feedback I receive he may replace another model in the shop 🙂 Otherwise he will be ‘Lockered’ and will only be available during Lockered Events!
New store XenoCat Artifacts has posted some teasers to their Facebook Page.
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