PRIMAL HARDWERE is offering their Black Friday sale TODAY ONLY – 20% off sitewide until 12pm EST; then 15% off sitewide until 12am EST (11/24).
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Tail Light Round by Primal Hardwere
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Bring some light to where the sun doesn’t shine with our silicone light
bulb and fixture! They glow bright green in the dark, providing the
perfect ambiance for a late-night romp. Plus, they’re safer than
candles – if you get a bit rough and knock them off the headboard, they
won’t light your bedroom on fire. For those more adventurous, you can
find creative ways to turn out the light.Our brightest idea ever!
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April Fools Is Upon us once more!~
Sales and Special New Items include:
- Phoenix Flames Carmela
- Primal Hardweres Puffer Plug
- Tantus’ 25% off all Plugs
- Exotic Erotics Corn in 2 sizes
- Bad Dragons Brick
If you spot anymore awesome sales or Fun April Fools Toys Please feel free to add!!!
Nice master post.
New Folklore plans on releasing something at 5:00 PST.
Awesome! I’ll keep an eye out for it!
Name: Molly
the Bearded ClamSize: One Size
Company: Primal Hardwere
Purchased From: Primal Hardwere
Color: Blue-ish Black
Bought this babe on her April Fools 2016 debut.
Have you seen PH new penetrable? It makes me so uncomfortable it just has so many beastiality and pedophilia tones to it :( I love PH so I’m disappointed to see them release a toy like this
Here’s a link to images and a video of the toy in question; I do not know this account, it was simply the one linked to me, so as with all unknown twitter accounts I don’t recommend scrolling through it for fun.
Yes, and I agree in full with that description of it. However, PH has been hearing concerns about it through email, and may change the design before the full release; if you’re a person who doesn’t want to have that kind of thing on the market and you have the time to do so, it is definitely worth sending them an email with your concerns about the model.
-CK
(On an unrelated note, and also if you have the time to do so: keep sending those calls and emails about net neutrality. It can still be stopped.)
New Ovipositor from Primal Hardwere: Brogoth
A textured, knotted design for those wanting an ovi that enjoy texture and knots.
For the person who asked about cumtubes, I know of a couple alternatives to Bad Dragon and Akifu: Primal Hardwere and Elypse Art. For non-fantasy models, there’s also Pop, Semenette, and Doc Johnson’s Drencher.
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Primal Hardwere’s Newest ovipositor, G’lorp!
Primal Hardwere has released their April Fool’s item, The Tail Light.
Bring some light to where the sun doesn’t shine with our silicone light bulb and fixture! They glow bright green in the dark, providing the perfect ambiance for a late-night romp. Plus, they’re safer than candles – if you get a bit rough and knock them off the headboard, they won’t light your bedroom on fire. For those more adventurous, you can find creative ways to turn out the light.
Our brightest idea ever! Available in standard and torpedo style bulbs.
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