We’ve got
some good news! We’ve outgrown our current building and are moving to a
larger space on August 1st! We’ve been working extra hard to ensure that
wait times for orders will not be impacted too much, and estimate that
production will be down for about 2 weeks while we move. Our normal
production times are 12-14 business days, so anyone ordering while we
move should still get their orders within the expected time frame. We’re
going to do our best to make this transition as unnoticeable as
possible for our customers, but we will be taking a little longer to
answer emails. Thanks for your patience!
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So… I’ve been super interested in trying eggs and stuff, but I don’t know where to get any, and I’m just nervous to use them. Do you start small?…. Can they get stuck? Have you used any? I’m honestly just looking for help/resources/places to start cause this is kind of a new kink for me….
Hi! I’ve used a few different sized eggs, so I’m hoping my experience helps you.
Depending on what you’re used to using dildo-wise, I’d get an egg around the same girth or slightly smaller than what you’re accustomed to. A good egg size to start with, in my opinion, is ‘chicken sized’ eggs; like Akrowsnest Wind Eggs, StrangeBedfellas Emme Eggs (small), and/or Qimera Forge’s Eggs.
For smaller eggs, Monster Maxim has Bantam Eggs (currently out of stock as of this post), and Kuduvoodoo also has some more textured small eggs.
Exotic Erotics (Goose, Jumbo Goose, Emu), Akrowsnest (large wind egg, serpent egg), StrangeBedfellas, and Xenova Synthesis (currently out of stock as of this post) all have larger eggs as well, if you like bigger things.
I personally found the smaller eggs like my Monster Maxim Bantam eggs and my Kuduvoodoo Beast Seed eggs were a little harder to feel and push out than my bigger eggs, like my Xenova Synthesis Xenova and Labiova Majora. However, I’m also used to using fantasy toys in the medium – large range.
I’ve only had an egg get stuck once, and the best way I’ve found to get them out, is to take a few deep breaths to stay calm, squat in the bathtub, and keep pushing. Also using a finger to help coax it out helps. Keep a hand under yourself to catch the egg, they sometimes get launched when pushing them out (hilarious, but messy). The #1 thing is to stay calm when it happens. If you panic, you’ll tense up and it’ll just be harder to get out.
Please don’t use eggs anally, as they will get stuck up there.
Ovi can be fun, but you must do so safely and responsibly. I hope this helps!
~Nevan
Writing feedback for an etsy adult toy maker?
There is an increasing number of toy makers on etsy selling dildos and other adult products. This is an awesome thing as inexpensive body safe toys are getting easier to find
But I have seen some confusion over how to grade a purchase sent from an etsy maker.
Here is a short list of things to consider while writing etsy feedback
- Did the product arrive in a timely manner?
- Was the product in good shape and did it match the image (if applicable)?
- Did the product dimensions match the dimensions of the listing?
- Was communication and customer service during any interaction friendly and helpful?
- If there was an issue with your purchase, is it something that can be changed due to an inaccuracy to the listing?
Please don’t knock down a star because you didn’t read a listing or because a size you chose didn’t work for you. Consider it like this; It’s not the seller’s fault if you chose an item that is too small for you or too large for you, so why ding them in a review?
Makers do their best to provide a service and product specific to the order placed. Please be considerate if all of the needs in their control are met. Please read measurements and consider its size before purchase.
Reviews for a small business are important and do make a difference. This can really be applied to anything but it’s incredibly important to etsy sellers in the adult industry.
Most people know that Tredecim is a rather shy man. He’s known for being that gentle giant who comes to the tavern to buy drinks for the crew when he sees a ship in port. After all, the pirates aren’t always there to cause trouble and who doesn’t like a bit of fun? As the night wears on in Tredecim’s company the shy man begins to relax. He jokes around with you and the crew, telling story after story of all the things he has seen on his journey across the land before he came to live in this small town. He has a booming voice and a laugh that rumbles through your bones. He also doesn’t seem overly shy as he cuddles up to various people over the course of the night, enjoying their company and their attention. But once the night grows too late Tredecim leaves the bar determined to head home. The crew tells you how rare it is for him to come out, that he seems to save it for special occasions when the big guy is feeling especially lonely living his solitary life and that if you’re quick you could probably catch up to him on his path home. The question is, will you?
Introducing Tredecim the werewolf. This toy has a nice smooth finish with a canine themed tip, swelled shaft and a chunky knot. The base is fairly thin and this toy should fit in some harnesses depending on if you can squeeze that knot through or wiggle the base into place.
This model was designed and sculpted within my shops first year prior to opening. At the time of launching the shop I thought this boy was too big so shoved him into storage! I’ve decided to pull him out for a test run this Friday the 13th. There are only 13 of these toys available from April 13th through April 15th. After that this listing will be taken down. This toy may return in the future, or might not. Honestly I haven’t made up my mind presently. This was a hand sculpted clay model which means it has a less glossy finish compared to other toys that I offer. Please see the etsy listing for information on the colors being offered.
▌Size Chart (inches)
▌Total length : 10
▌Usable length : 9
▌Circumference of Head 4.5
▌Circumference of Shaft (at thickest part) : 6.5
▌Circumference of Knot (at thickest part) : 9
You can check out Tredecim at A Krows Nest on Etsy by clicking here~!
Final update to the size chart for now. I poorly planned this and didn’t have a can at all so have the comparison to my 3ds. lol
In order.
1.
Xenovafrom @xenova-synthesis
2. Emme from @strangebedfellas
3. Egg plug by @thetoysheep
4. normal egg by @thetoysheep
5. Brood egg from @frisky-beast
6. Wind egg from @akrowsnest
7. Crystal egg from @monstermaxim
8. beast seed egg from @kuduvoodoo
9. alligator egg from @kuduvoodoo
10. bantam eggs from @monstermaxim
Contrary to what you see at several stores, glitter is not safe for silicone. Every movement causes micro tears in the silicone both inside and out. This will lead to tiny holes on the surface which collect bacteria and are impossible to clean without sterilization. Over time the dildo will break down. Look into investing in large particle dazzle pigments that are free of glitter.
While you are not entirely wrong about the glitter – some very large-particle glitters can eventually work themselves out of soft silicone – there are plenty of safe, fine-particle glitters that are perfectly fine to use in silicone toy-making.
Big things are coming in 2018. New ideas, new models and new flare. This means we will be redoing all of our current models and re-releasing them! We have taken certain customs down until the new year. Custom eggs clutches are still available and we will continue to have regular drops! We are excited for things to come. This is going to be the year for Voodoo.
We’re getting so close to opening the store! Down to fiddly things, like cleaning up the fresh stock for some fancy photos, actually making our logo (whoops), writing TOS… In the meantime, take a look at our display model Thunder that will be living with us permanently.
Back From The Dead!
After getting knocked out for a while by Hurricane Irma we are happy to announce we are returning to action. Back stock and flop castings up for Cyber Monday and new stock coming in the next few weeks.
30% off back stock & 50% off flops!
Check out the shop at PleasureForge.com
Cyber Monday sale is live!
No coupon codes, just be sure your purchase meets the requirements BEFORE shipping costs.
I will be uploading a couple premades at 8 PST, so keep an eye out.
All custom listings are up except Worp, which is currently unavailable.
No limits on customs – if you see a custom listing sell out, it will be relisted.
When the requirements have been met, you can expect an email from me with your coupon for next time. Coupons will be nontransferable and single-use.
Remember that the sale and availability of customs will end at 1 am PST on Tuesday!
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