So, I know I should avoid Bad Dragon like the plauge, but I love the idea of a toy that squirts cum, are there any sites that offer toys like that? Also, Bad Dragon has the cum lube, is there anywhere I could buy convincing fake cum aswell?

thank you for considering giving business to other makers instead!there’s a few that i know of that offer cum tubes:
AkifuToys offers it as an add-on, but I am hesitant to honestly recommend them as they are on our blacklist (for reasons other than quality/shipping times on toys, see the blacklist for info).
Primal Hardwere offers this as an add-on to all their inflatable werewolf dildos (you can get them without the inflatable part if you’re only interested in the cum tube).
FetishZone also offers a few with cum tubes.
there is also a number of realistic/human-shaped dildos that have cum tubes built in; search any reputable sex toy retailer for “squirting” or “ejaculating” and you should find them (ie SheVibe).

followers, do you know of any other shops that offer cum tubes with their toys? please reblog or send an ask to let us know!

the only lube that I personally have ever seen that looks and feels like real cum is the Sliquid Silk – it has the same slippery consistency and pearly white look. however, please note that the Sliquid Silk does contain silicone itself, and is therefore incompatible with silicone toys (it’s safe to use with glass, metal, wood or stone toys, as well as bareback/on condoms or gloves).

if you are looking for the thick, viscous, stringy texture of Bad Dragon’s cum lube, I recommend J-Lube! it’s a powder that you mix with water. that 10 oz bottle will last you a very long time, and you can vary the amount of water you mix with to make it thicker or thinner as you prefer!
here is a good resource & general info about J-Lube.
if you want it to look more like cum, you can experiment with adding some food grade titanium dioxide to the J-Lube to give it a whitish tint. (make sure it is food grade/safe titanium dioxide, you don’t want to use the same titanium dioxide pigment used for paint or plastic!)

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