We’ve got
some good news! We’ve outgrown our current building and are moving to a
larger space on August 1st! We’ve been working extra hard to ensure that
wait times for orders will not be impacted too much, and estimate that
production will be down for about 2 weeks while we move. Our normal
production times are 12-14 business days, so anyone ordering while we
move should still get their orders within the expected time frame. We’re
going to do our best to make this transition as unnoticeable as
possible for our customers, but we will be taking a little longer to
answer emails. Thanks for your patience!
The animal is being used to make dildos. That’s a sexual purpose.
Artificial insemination is done to ensure neither animal is harmed while continuing the species in a healthy, medical manner. Veterinary purposes, obviously, are benefiting the animal. Masturbating an animal so a human can use a realistic horse dildo is not the same thing.
One of the frequent laments during last year’s April Fool’s was that while the colossal corn was hilarious, it was just too big for many people to use. So Dr. Wut and Cody have spent months toiling over the silicone corn genome in order to bring you a smaller more manageable version. Dr. Wut considers it a huge success, but obviously Cody has his reservations.
As these Mad Food Scientists are happy to tell you, weird science is more of an art than a science. And while this corn is smaller and more manageable than it’s colossal counterpart, it’s even more wiggly and wobbly! So if you liked this…
…the small Corn has even more jiggle! In fact, for use, we recommend getting at least a Medium/Hard firmness split, because Medium and Soft will not support themselves. And of course, if you’re a fan of that corny texture, you know you can just go hard!
We’ve also brought back last year’s massive maize! Both are available for a limited time, April 1st through April 15th. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Exotic Erotics has revealed their April Fool’s item to be corn, which will be available through April.
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