So… I’ve been super interested in trying eggs and stuff, but I don’t know where to get any, and I’m just nervous to use them. Do you start small?…. Can they get stuck? Have you used any? I’m honestly just looking for help/resources/places to start cause this is kind of a new kink for me….

Hi! I’ve used a few different sized eggs, so I’m hoping my experience helps you.

Depending on what you’re used to using dildo-wise, I’d get an egg around the same girth or slightly smaller than what you’re accustomed to. A good egg size to start with, in my opinion, is ‘chicken sized’ eggs; like Akrowsnest Wind Eggs, StrangeBedfellas Emme Eggs (small), and/or Qimera Forge’s Eggs.

For smaller eggs, Monster Maxim has Bantam Eggs (currently out of stock as of this post), and Kuduvoodoo also has some more textured small eggs.

Exotic Erotics (Goose, Jumbo Goose, Emu), Akrowsnest (large wind egg, serpent egg), StrangeBedfellas, and Xenova Synthesis (currently out of stock as of this post) all have larger eggs as well, if you like bigger things. 

I personally found the smaller eggs like my Monster Maxim Bantam eggs and my Kuduvoodoo Beast Seed eggs were a little harder to feel and push out than my bigger eggs, like my Xenova Synthesis Xenova and Labiova Majora. However, I’m also used to using fantasy toys in the medium – large range. 

I’ve only had an egg get stuck once, and the best way I’ve found to get them out, is to take a few deep breaths to stay calm, squat in the bathtub, and keep pushing. Also using a finger to help coax it out helps. Keep a hand under yourself to catch the egg, they sometimes get launched when pushing them out (hilarious, but messy). The #1 thing is to stay calm when it happens. If you panic, you’ll tense up and it’ll just be harder to get out.

Please don’t use eggs anally, as they will get stuck up there.

Ovi can be fun, but you must do so safely and responsibly. I hope this helps!

~Nevan

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