One of the frequent laments during last year’s April Fool’s was that while the colossal corn was hilarious, it was just too big for many people to use. So Dr. Wut and Cody have spent months toiling over the silicone corn genome in order to bring you a smaller more manageable version. Dr. Wut considers it a huge success, but obviously Cody has his reservations.
As these Mad Food Scientists are happy to tell you, weird science is more of an art than a science. And while this corn is smaller and more manageable than it’s colossal counterpart, it’s even more wiggly and wobbly! So if you liked this…
…the small Corn has even more jiggle! In fact, for use, we recommend getting at least a Medium/Hard firmness split, because Medium and Soft will not support themselves. And of course, if you’re a fan of that corny texture, you know you can just go hard!
We’ve also brought back last year’s massive maize! Both are available for a limited time, April 1st through April 15th. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Happy April Fool’s/Easter, and please give a warm welcome to our most ambitious project yet: Carmela the Aberration!
This snake-tailed chimeric companion isn’t just a cool looking insertable, she’s a penetrable as well! While she will not replace a standard-sized stroker – the Medium sized one has a depth of about 3.25 inches- it’s still quite the novel experience to have a 2-in-1 fantasy toy and she’ll make every inch count.
For now, Carmela comes in three sizes: Mini, Small, and Medium. The latter size will accommodate the average penis, but the other two are better suited to other purposes. You can use the orifice as a vibe holder, or use it for external suction… the possibilities are endless!
This is a general question but I don’t expect much of an answer, but are there any more fantasy themed sleeves out there for FtM/Clit play?
I already have @frisky-beast‘s pocket snowbird, and that’s not quite tight enough for me. Plus they’re currently out of commission so that’s a no from them. I know of @akrowsnest‘s eel sleeve, and they seem nice enough, but a little plain for my tastes. (also the international shipping is a bit ouch). I think @slicks-squishies makes an egg-like one? But idk if that’s sized for clit play or not. And I know about ones like brosleeve or what have you, but again, they’re very plain.
I don’t have many followers on this blog, so I know I wont get any answers at face value, so I hope it’s ok to tag some blogs that might be able to signal boost my question or help answer it?
While Frisky Beast is currently closed, their models (including the Pocket Port, aforementioned Pocket Snowbird, and… whatever the name was for the smaller Woolly Rhino) have been purchased by Twin Tail Creations and hopefully will be available through them relatively soon.
Xenova Synthesis (previously known as Slick’s Dicks) does have the Labiova Majora which, while not a sleeve, has a closed end and thus can be used for suction; I am not positive on this, but if I’m remembering right it was designed with clit play in mind.
Depending on how far you are through transition, I believe people have previously used the Teenie Weenie version of the Bad Dragon Dragoness/Janine’s Muzzle as clit play, due to the mouth being slightly open.
If anyone else knows of anything, feel free to add on!
New Folklore, DamnAverage, KuduVoodoo, and the very new The Dirty Botanist all have options in smaller sizes, which are good to start with until you’re more used to toying – because they’re small, they’re often cheap, so it’s okay if you make a mistake with what you think you’ll like!
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