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This is so ugly I don’t even know where to start
Don’t you want to fuck a clown? 🤡
On the one hand, I’m impressed they were able to do fairly round dots in a liquid medium in multiple colours. That’s got to be insanely difficult to pull off.
On the other hand, it’s incredibly aesthetically unpleasant to look at.
For the record, BD’s anniversary was also last month, not this one.
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Lovecrafter’s Toys marble cake toy reminds me a lot of some of the dessert colorations DA did? Is it just me or does anyone else see it?
(Image from their Etsy listing for reference)
What I think is a very key difference between this and some of the other similar pours that have been done is that marble cake is very much a cake, and this dildo is also very much a cake, and so a marble cake color on a cake dildo is something that would be very easy to think of, especially if you are a fan of marble cake (as any cake fan should be)
A cake color on a cake dildo is very sensible and aesthetically pleasing.
This is very different from a random toy having the same color as an established toy for no determinable reason, especially when the place without a determinable reason has been known to steal ideas in the past and has not ever stopped.
Do I you have a list of toys/makers that hav art and/or short descriptions of characters the toy is based off of? This might not make sense but I know QimeraForge does, so you can look at theirs if you don’t understand.
I get what you mean, no worries!
- Bad Dragon (art and description / story on the old ones, just art on the newer ones)
- Frisky Beast (art and description / story on most if not all of them)
- KuduVoodoo (art)
- Qimera (art and description / story, as you mentioned)
- Primal Hardwere (short description, sometimes art)
- PhoenixFlame Creations (art and stories, can be found here)
I feel like there are… many I’m forgetting so I’ll likely update + reblog this list later
Hi! I hope this isn’t weird but I wanted to say thanks for running this blog! I’m always kind of on the hunt for good weird, fantasy and sci-fi inspired toys and they’re not always easy to find. Your blog makes it a bit easier so thanks! <3
No problem! I hope you find something that works for you!
Godemiche recently uploaded a video to Snapchat in which “hairy vaginas” are described as “disgusting”. I should not have to explain why that is not an acceptable thing for a sex toy company to be posting.
Images are the twitter threads on the subject from @Epiphora and @dangerouslilly
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