Annnnnnd Black Friday sale goes live with our Thursday drop at 10pm EST! Special guests include 15% off STOREWIDE, all custom slots live again, and a special lint free bag of holding that fits soooo many toys inside, free with purchases of $50 or more.
Black Friday through Cyber Monday all stock will be 25% off on Etsy
– I’ll set the coupon myself so nothing for you to tinker with! Have an
additional 70+ toys going up, including most of my available models and
all the firmnesses.
Sale will start around 3am CST.
On Cyber Monday, select models will be available as Made-To-Order at
the BFCM sale price in my new Winter color scheme. This sale goes live
at midnight and will be available exclusively on the site.
Heeeey everyone! Black Friday is almost here and I wanted to let folks know what sort of options are available for our special custom slots! They’re a bit complicated, but if you follow the instructions you’ll be just fine! Please remember to read ALL info before placing your order, have your inspiration links ready, and be sure you really want to place this order! There are no cancellations or refunds on these unless you completely mess up and don’t put any info on your order, in which case I’ll automatically reject it. THESE CUSTOMS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO THE STORE WIDE 15% OFF SALE!
These are GUIDED SURPRISE customs, meaning you provide an inspiration for the colors and we do the rest. You will not see your toy before it ships, so if this makes you uncomfortable this may not be the listing for you. We will not offer refunds on toys that aren’t what you were expecting as far as colors go. All sales of this listing are final, no cancellations will be accepted!
There are several options for this listing. You may choose between a small, medium, large, or noble (XL) toy for your primary toy. You may also choose to add on a slim Deelit or Aelit, a small Emme egg pair, or a single vibe sleeve for a small extra cost. PLEASE NOTE that if you choose to add on a smaller toy it will be made from the same silicone as your larger toy and will thus be in the same colors/firmness you chose for the primary toy.
The model options are:
$25 Tier 1: Small Aelit, Batou, Deelit, Fornax 2.0, Tyv, Vetti, Yuri, and Ziq
$50 Tier 2: Small Lon; Medium Batou, Fornax 2.0, Tyv, Yuri
$75 Tier 3: Medium Lon and Ziq; Large Batou and Tyv
$120 Tier 4: Noble Batou and Tyv
Choosing an add-on is an extra $10 on top of the tier price.
Choose your tier, choose your silicone firmness, choose if you want an add-on/which add-on you like, then provide the name of the model you prefer for your choices as well as a link to your color inspiration IN THE NOTES OF YOUR ORDER! If you don’t provide the name of the model and your inspiration in the notes of your order it will be rejected and you’ll have to place your order again. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO INCLUDE ALL THE INFO IN YOUR ORDER NOTES!
If any of this confuses you, please go ahead and ask for clarification! There are only 15 of these listings available and they’ll all be up starting Thursday at midnight Central time as the clock rolls over to Black Friday. But if all of this is too weird and scary, don’t worry! There’s going to be 170 new toys added to the shop inventory so there will be plenty of stuff to choose from!
I’m a little late to the party, but better late than never! :3
Beginning on Black Friday morning (11/23), most full-size items in the shop will be discounted 20% through the end of Cyber Monday (11/26)! This includes ready made inventory items, customs orders, and flops!
The sale will not include Squishy Cats, Teenies, Brains, special items, or any custom add-ons (i.e. GITD, chameleons, etc.).
In addition to the sale, there will be a small inventory drop, mostly muted Autumn metallics (and a few bright critters as well), happening at 7pm EST on Black Friday.
Lastly, during the inventory drop I will be opening up TWO custom slots for Large Kappas for $200 each (excluding shipping). These will be first come, first served. The discount WILL NOT be applied to these critters, so please keep that in mind before ordering!
Large Kappa customs will be available in any firmness we offer and in any firmness configuration (for example supersoft tongue, soft teeth, medium base, etc.). PLEASE check out my previous Kappa maws for ideas of what I can and cannot do!
If you may be interested in a Large Kappa, please feel free to message me before Friday to discuss possible color options (this is no way a garuntee of claiming one of the two slots).
Both slots will remain open until they are purchased.
PLEASE BE AWARE that ALL orders placed from 11/23 to 11/26 will be ABSOLUTELY FINAL. I will not process cancellations during this time, nor will I do so after the sale for items purchased during the sale.
The Black Friday sale will start on 11/23~! Another announcement will go out with the coupon code needed to get 30% off of your in stock order. This sale lasts through November 26th or Cyber Monday.
I hope that everyone has a fantastic dead bird day~! :3c
FormFunctionLLC (aka Number One Laboratory) is running 30% off from November 20-25th for Black Friday & Cyber Monday!
This company creates a number of gender-affirming products for trans male individuals, including a variety of STP devices, prosthetic penises and harnesses for their products. There’s also those very pretty geode dildos if you just want to add something unique to your collection!
Yes, we will be participating in Black Friday sales! But no, it won’t be a particularly huge event.
A TLDR version of what’s below:
Discounted stock drop
Discounted Dealer’s Choice BF Customs
Long custom wait time warning!
Fimbulvetr is coming…
Firstly, there will be a (relatively minor) stock drop. A fair chunk of these are “flops”, so with the flop discount + Black Friday discount, these guys are going to be cheaper than ever.
Store-wide, the Black Friday discount will be 20% off. The only items not affected by the discount are accessories/non sex toy items (Dicklets, keychains, Desk Guardians).
Secondly, there will be at least one Dealer’s Choice Black Friday Special Custom Listing for each model and size we offer. The only model exceptions are Valentine (both cock and tongue variants), Standard Rei, and Standard Kouya. These models are undergoing tweaks or re-prints. They may be found in the stock drop as a last hurrah for those older molds, but they will likely be flops.
Customs will allow you to choose the model, size, and firmness. The rest is Dealer’s Choice! The one thing that is guaranteed: the color scheme will involve black and at minimum one other color (for two total guaranteed colors). Requests for specific colors and patterns will not be taken.
VERY IMPORTANT: The waiting time on the customs will be quoted very high (1-3 months). A lot of the molds need to be remade and this will be done as I go about clearing the customs backlog and working on new things – if I pour something and it comes out weird, that one’s getting re-molded.
That said, if your toy comes out fine and there’s no problems with the mold, you could receive your toy rather quickly. This time estimate is being given in case of, say, a… Ragnarok-level doomsday scenario. No reason for that specific End of World scenario name, I’m sure.
We also have plans for a new model release in December, unless something goes wrong. Which it can, and probably will.
As usual, there will be absolutely no cancellations permitted during or after the Black Friday event. No exceptions. I am dead serious about this.
For the customs, if it looks like for any reason the custom will not be able to be completed by the absolute deadline, you will be fully refunded at that deadline time or as soon as I am certain that I cannot meet said deadline. Please do not ask me about refunds before then – though if you’d like to request a status report, you’re welcome to inquire! 🙂
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