I’m a little late to the party, but better late than never! :3
Beginning on Black Friday morning (11/23), most full-size items in the shop will be discounted 20% through the end of Cyber Monday (11/26)! This includes ready made inventory items, customs orders, and flops!
The sale will not include Squishy Cats, Teenies, Brains, special items, or any custom add-ons (i.e. GITD, chameleons, etc.).
In addition to the sale, there will be a small inventory drop, mostly muted Autumn metallics (and a few bright critters as well), happening at 7pm EST on Black Friday.
Lastly, during the inventory drop I will be opening up TWO custom slots for Large Kappas for $200 each (excluding shipping). These will be first come, first served. The discount WILL NOT be applied to these critters, so please keep that in mind before ordering!
Large Kappa customs will be available in any firmness we offer and in any firmness configuration (for example supersoft tongue, soft teeth, medium base, etc.). PLEASE check out my previous Kappa maws for ideas of what I can and cannot do!
If you may be interested in a Large Kappa, please feel free to message me before Friday to discuss possible color options (this is no way a garuntee of claiming one of the two slots).
Both slots will remain open until they are purchased.
PLEASE BE AWARE that ALL orders placed from 11/23 to 11/26 will be ABSOLUTELY FINAL. I will not process cancellations during this time, nor will I do so after the sale for items purchased during the sale.
The Black Friday sale will start on 11/23~! Another announcement will go out with the coupon code needed to get 30% off of your in stock order. This sale lasts through November 26th or Cyber Monday.
I hope that everyone has a fantastic dead bird day~! :3c
FormFunctionLLC (aka Number One Laboratory) is running 30% off from November 20-25th for Black Friday & Cyber Monday!
This company creates a number of gender-affirming products for trans male individuals, including a variety of STP devices, prosthetic penises and harnesses for their products. There’s also those very pretty geode dildos if you just want to add something unique to your collection!
Yes, we will be participating in Black Friday sales! But no, it won’t be a particularly huge event.
A TLDR version of what’s below:
Discounted stock drop
Discounted Dealer’s Choice BF Customs
Long custom wait time warning!
Fimbulvetr is coming…
Firstly, there will be a (relatively minor) stock drop. A fair chunk of these are “flops”, so with the flop discount + Black Friday discount, these guys are going to be cheaper than ever.
Store-wide, the Black Friday discount will be 20% off. The only items not affected by the discount are accessories/non sex toy items (Dicklets, keychains, Desk Guardians).
Secondly, there will be at least one Dealer’s Choice Black Friday Special Custom Listing for each model and size we offer. The only model exceptions are Valentine (both cock and tongue variants), Standard Rei, and Standard Kouya. These models are undergoing tweaks or re-prints. They may be found in the stock drop as a last hurrah for those older molds, but they will likely be flops.
Customs will allow you to choose the model, size, and firmness. The rest is Dealer’s Choice! The one thing that is guaranteed: the color scheme will involve black and at minimum one other color (for two total guaranteed colors). Requests for specific colors and patterns will not be taken.
VERY IMPORTANT: The waiting time on the customs will be quoted very high (1-3 months). A lot of the molds need to be remade and this will be done as I go about clearing the customs backlog and working on new things – if I pour something and it comes out weird, that one’s getting re-molded.
That said, if your toy comes out fine and there’s no problems with the mold, you could receive your toy rather quickly. This time estimate is being given in case of, say, a… Ragnarok-level doomsday scenario. No reason for that specific End of World scenario name, I’m sure.
We also have plans for a new model release in December, unless something goes wrong. Which it can, and probably will.
As usual, there will be absolutely no cancellations permitted during or after the Black Friday event. No exceptions. I am dead serious about this.
For the customs, if it looks like for any reason the custom will not be able to be completed by the absolute deadline, you will be fully refunded at that deadline time or as soon as I am certain that I cannot meet said deadline. Please do not ask me about refunds before then – though if you’d like to request a status report, you’re welcome to inquire! 🙂
DETAIL SPECIALS: Get 15% OFF ANY custom order on ANY model in a two color marble. Rules: Pick any color of your choice to be marbled with black as the second color.
EXAMPLE: A Marble of ______ With Black ❤
Firmness: Soft 0030, Medium 0050, or Firm 10A
Add Ons are not discounted (Glow, Vibe Slot or Misc)
Click the “Request a Custom Order” tab or send us a message and we will help build your order and give you a calculated total. (15% comes off of the toys Initial Price, NOT custom price!)
DATES:
This deal is valid FROM THURSDAY, NOV 22nd- TUESDAY, NOV 27TH.
PLEASE NOTE: PRODUCTION ON THESE WILL NOT BEGIN UNTIL WE RETURN FROM MIDWEST FURFEST DECEMBER 5th. All orders placed for the Black Friday promotion will be completed and shipped by the 20th. Please note any shipping exceptions you may have or if the order is a gift.
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