The Dicktionary

pleasureforge:

So I have been away for far too long but there was a good reason for it! The last few months have been spent getting a work shop built, refining techniques, training two new casters, and completing 14 that’s FOURTEEN high fantasy based designs to go with our more standard plugs.

Everything from Ogres to Illithids!

Go check out the new shop and give us some love! https://www.etsy.com/shop/PleasureForge

I will be posting as more of the designs are added to the shop over the coming two months but the first five are up and ready to order.

pleasureforge:

pleasureforge:

Dungeons & Dongs: Part 1

You never should have opened that eldritch tome, and now, accompanied
by the blue white smell of crackling ozone, the magic has gotten away
from you. A tear in the fabric of reality gapes open and something that
never should have been surges towards it from the spaces between.

The Chaos Beast is an ever shifting mass of appendages, tentacles, claws,
and teeth. Its appearance is the physical manifestation of madness.
Thankfully this monstrous outsider is small and you are prepared for the
fight.

Size/Type: Small Outsider
CR: 3
Special Attack: Contact with a Chaos Beast carries the risk of being
inflicted with corporeal instability. The body becomes a spongy
amorphous mass reducing dexterity by 4. The accompanying mental shock
from the transformation causes 1 point of wisdom drain for every round
the affliction continues. If wisdom is drained below 1 then the
transformation becomes permanent turning the hapless victim into another
Chaos Beast.

Now available in our shop! www.etsy.com/shop/PleasureForge

damnaverage:

Random critters are a no-go. Other sellers take heed: “Mystery,” and “surprise” (random colored) listings cannot be accommodated and your listings may get taken down too. You need to photograph the exact item you’re selling. How this makes sense against made to order items that cannot be specifically photographed ahead of time, I have no idea.

Worry not my amazing friends and followers, the Squishpocalypse is coming. Your mystery critters and grab bags will not be gone for long.

damnaverage:

Small upload of some random things. Different variety of firmnesses, a couple in there from the dump bucket, some pours that didn’t work out right, some leftovers. You know, stuff!

Looks like we’re about 31 sales away from the next…oh I dunno, frog? Probably a frog. I like those.

Also have a listing up for pre made kegel balls since I’ve got some extra! pick a set, get that set. I will try to keep this listing updated.

The Usual Shipping Info: Have been working through this. I have a metaphorical ton of orders to sift through and it is a lot for me. Knocked some US shipments out this week, and set to get a bunch of international ones out on Tuesday/Wednesday. I have not forgotten anyone, you will get your things, I am sorry for the usual and unusual batch of delays.

Making some progress with Marbled March stuff and will be shipping what I’ve got done. There is only chaos here. Send help.

Why is micro Rei so expensive if its only the size of a squishy??

phoenixflame-creations:

It’s about half an inch bigger than a squishy and surprisingly, occupies a considerably higher volume of silicone! It’s pretty amazing how much of a difference that .5 inch makes.

It’s also priced higher because:

-Complex mold that usually wrecks the master print in order for me to extract it safely without damaging the mold. Printing material used is neither cheap nor fast to replace.

-Individually poured in a unique firmness not used on dildos, whereas Guardians/Dicklets are generally made alongside other products. More time spent overall on each Rei… virtually identical to any other two color, full size toy!

-Rei is both slightly larger and heavier than two pocket penetrable models I own from another company, priced only slightly higher than a single-color toy from said company.

-Danger of breaking mold core (thus forcing me to discard a solid silicone mold) every time I cast a Rei. I broke one after just two castings.

(Bronze/Black Rei is a mold murderer!)

monsterdelights:

Just quick update for everyone, Rhino’s original model broke (again) so I’m really touchy on trying to fix the mold as is. There really isn’t a method to repairing silicone molds you just make another one.

In the mean time I’m working on a eldritch themed buttplug called Charon. Pretty simple design with uneven swirls and bumps. It’s about 20% complete as of right now. CInder of course is still very much around but I haven’t had much time or drive to do any pours since Rhino’s flop. Joule my other small toy is still about 80% complete it’s been a struggle to find the time and energy for toys and I apologize.

I’ve also updated the theme, it was broken for a while in my foolish hope Tumblr would fix itself.

-Cannibal

For the person who asked about cumtubes, I know of a couple alternatives to Bad Dragon and Akifu: Primal Hardwere and Elypse Art. For non-fantasy models, there’s also Pop, Semenette, and Doc Johnson’s Drencher.

kuduvoodoo:

Also introducing our newest member to our egg line up! The Beast Seed! A plant based egg with beautiful leaf details and small bumps on it’s tip. For those whole like a little more organic fantasy! You can now find custom Beast Seeds in the shop!

Are there any fantasy toy alternatives to BD that offer cumtubes? Before I knew all the awful stuff about BD, the cumtube is what got me most interested in fantasy toys and have wanted to try it since I heard of it.

Akifu Toys offers a similar option, but they’ve also got some problems. I’m not sure I know of anywhere else that has it, but reviews on how good cumtubes are do vary, so it might be worth reading up on those.

If all else fails, you can probably find tubed toys secondhand; just make sure they’ve been thoroughly cleaned, as the tube takes more cleaning than just a boil to get the gunk out.

Update!

frisky-beast:

Hey folks, just a quick update. We are continuing with the Spring Fling/Eggstravaganza event, though unfortunately some real-life personal matters (unrelated to toys) have taken me out of the Frisky Beast office more than I’d like recently. We still have employees working on orders while I am away, and I do apologize for any delays in ticket response/tracking updates that have occurred this past week.

Thanks for your patience – expect the last of the drops, and one more surprise, before the end of the month!