The Dicktionary

Lovecrafter’s Toys marble cake toy reminds me a lot of some of the dessert colorations DA did? Is it just me or does anyone else see it?

(Image from their Etsy listing for reference)

What I think is a very key difference between this and some of the other similar pours that have been done is that marble cake is very much a cake, and this dildo is also very much a cake, and so a marble cake color on a cake dildo is something that would be very easy to think of, especially if you are a fan of marble cake (as any cake fan should be)

A cake color on a cake dildo is very sensible and aesthetically pleasing.

This is very different from a random toy having the same color as an established toy for no determinable reason, especially when the place without a determinable reason has been known to steal ideas in the past and has not ever stopped.

Do I you have a list of toys/makers that hav art and/or short descriptions of characters the toy is based off of? This might not make sense but I know QimeraForge does, so you can look at theirs if you don’t understand.

I get what you mean, no worries!

Bad Dragon (art and description / story on the old ones, just art on the newer ones)
Frisky Beast (art and description / story on most if not all of them)
KuduVoodoo (art)
Qimera (art and description / story, as you mentioned)
Primal Hardwere (short description, sometimes art)
PhoenixFlame Creations (art and stories, can be found here)

I feel like there are… many I’m forgetting so I’ll likely update + reblog this list later

Hi! I hope this isn’t weird but I wanted to say thanks for running this blog! I’m always kind of on the hunt for good weird, fantasy and sci-fi inspired toys and they’re not always easy to find. Your blog makes it a bit easier so thanks! <3

No problem! I hope you find something that works for you!

Godemiche recently uploaded a video to Snapchat in which “hairy vaginas” are described as “disgusting”. I should not have to explain why that is not an acceptable thing for a sex toy company to be posting.

Images are the twitter threads on the subject from @Epiphora and @dangerouslilly

pleasureforge:

Experimenting with fades. I would love to know how other people get such perfect ones on their pours because the struggle is real 😀

pleasureforge:

That lawful evil love.

Illithids three ways.

qimera:

The shadow beneath your boat comes to life in the light of the full moon, and you see it, finally, a sight no one has seen and lived to tell the tale. The Hydra, circling your boat in lazy loops, barrel-rolling slowly to show off every inch of its massive form.

To say you were drawn immediately to its two heads with four gleaming eyes each would be a lie. As would saying you were drawn to its gleaming scales or flashing fins or the camouflage stripes of dark and light on its body.

No, it was the massive, bifurcated cock pressed against its scales that drew your attention. You couldn’t help but watch as it flashed into view every time the Hydra beneath you rolled over in the water.

And you couldn’t help but wonder what this display meant. Was it intimidation? A warning?

Or better yet, an invitation?

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The Hydra is back up in the shop and this time for good! This is the biggest toy available in the shop and you can get it here!

The emojis have returned to the masterlist 🐉

Since the anons are back on, vote:

Should I re-add the product summaries to the masterlist, even if it makes things cluttered? There were mixed thoughts on the emoji legends when I had them before, but the forums brought it up again and I’m not against re-adding them if people find them helpful.

discourseful:

it’s… seriously concerning to me how SO many people don’t understand that companies making their #limited edition pride products is literally just pandering to and taking advantage of a vulnerable community in need of allyship.

it is profitable for McDonald’s to make their Pride Fries box and sell them at the location right by a planned pride march and have it limited for pride month. it is profitable for alcohol companies to market their Pride Edition beer to a vulnerable community that has extremely high rates of addition because it’s the only way some of us can cope with our oppression and abuse.

a toothpaste company posting a rainbow edit of their toothpaste to facebook is pandering. fast food selling pride-themed food right along the route for a parade is deliberate. alcohol and tobacco being at pride and marketing to gay people is because they know they can take advantage of our most vulnerable members. they do not do this to help us. they do this because their ‘activism’ is profitable, and they know it.

i’m not trying to call y’all stupid, because i KNOW liberal media normalizes this idea of losing our minds and being overjoyed by the Great Allyship of big corporations doing the bare minimum so they can benefit off of our pride. i’m just saying y’all NEED to learn the difference between someone helping us out of genuine care and someone putting out some temporary rainbow products because it makes them money.