dangerouslilly:

Sex toys shouldn’t make you bleed.

Yet numerous people report bleeding with the Lelo Sona or Sona Cruise! I checked Twitter and Reddit and found 6 others, plus myself. It’s easy to see why this is happening – there’s a distance of only 7.8mm from the outer edge of the nozzle to the moving motor bit inside. That’s the length of my pinky finger from fingertip to the bottom of my nail bed. Neither the smallest Womanizer nor the smallest Satisfyer has this problem; there is abundant room between the edge and the motor.

And that’s not the only problem!

It’s loud.

It’s (a little too) intense – good for some but I need to build up on these toys.

It’s awkward (and sometimes painful) to hold.

There’s only a 1-year warranty vs 2 years from Womanizer.

The round nozzle is incredibly small, much smaller than other brands. It won’t work for larger clits but shouldn’t be used by ANY clits, in my opinions. 

IT HAS PATTERNS. NO. Entering into patterns on a pressure air sex toy, one that is already intense, is akin to that burst of pain you feel when you consume a hot or cold liquid and you have dental pain. That sharp, wrong-feeling, nerve-zapping makeitstoppppp feeling is what I felt any time I accidentally went into patterns.

Like the ill-fated SenseTouch of the Lelo Smart Wands, “Cruise Control” is some bullshit. It works randomly and strangely, not at all like it’s supposed to. I could tell you to just get the regular Sona instead, but I won’t. I don’t want you getting ANY Lelo Sona. Literally any other Womanizer or Satisfyer will do.

I hate Lelo and will continue to hate them, but so many people asked about this in comparison to the Womanizer and Satisfyer models. There’s more info about this on the full review, including video to hear what the motor sounds like, so check that out!

Listen, I dislike Bad-Dragon for reasons that have real proof. Why should we take the words of some guy who admits to being a zoophile as gospel? He said sge said would not fly in court. Isn’t it convenient that he only started saying this after getting fired and the company started making a lot more money? He does not provide any proof either. I want actual proof. Without proof, we can accuse all sorts of makers we don’t like of heinous acts, no?

If you think that’s the only thing Bad Dragon has done, or the only account of it, you might want to look at this page.

Why are Blue Ritual, a now defunct store, and Twin Tail creations on the blacklist? Twin Tail is fixing the Frisky-Beast problems including refunds from before they bought the company, which seems pretty generous. Neither has ties to pedo or life casting that I know of.

Blue Ritual is blacklist because despite being closed for nearly a year, they still have outstanding orders that are yet to be filled. They have also stolen designs, notably in Malus against Thunder, given that Thunder was a commission from them that was created before Malus and was then copied before it was released.

Twin Tail Creations is on the blacklist for theft, repeated use and defense of use of the r-slur, among other smaller issues. That post can be found here.

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