So… I’ve been super interested in trying eggs and stuff, but I don’t know where to get any, and I’m just nervous to use them. Do you start small?…. Can they get stuck? Have you used any? I’m honestly just looking for help/resources/places to start cause this is kind of a new kink for me….

Hi! I’ve used a few different sized eggs, so I’m hoping my experience helps you.

Depending on what you’re used to using dildo-wise, I’d get an egg around the same girth or slightly smaller than what you’re accustomed to. A good egg size to start with, in my opinion, is ‘chicken sized’ eggs; like Akrowsnest Wind Eggs, StrangeBedfellas Emme Eggs (small), and/or Qimera Forge’s Eggs.

For smaller eggs, Monster Maxim has Bantam Eggs (currently out of stock as of this post), and Kuduvoodoo also has some more textured small eggs.

Exotic Erotics (Goose, Jumbo Goose, Emu), Akrowsnest (large wind egg, serpent egg), StrangeBedfellas, and Xenova Synthesis (currently out of stock as of this post) all have larger eggs as well, if you like bigger things. 

I personally found the smaller eggs like my Monster Maxim Bantam eggs and my Kuduvoodoo Beast Seed eggs were a little harder to feel and push out than my bigger eggs, like my Xenova Synthesis Xenova and Labiova Majora. However, I’m also used to using fantasy toys in the medium – large range. 

I’ve only had an egg get stuck once, and the best way I’ve found to get them out, is to take a few deep breaths to stay calm, squat in the bathtub, and keep pushing. Also using a finger to help coax it out helps. Keep a hand under yourself to catch the egg, they sometimes get launched when pushing them out (hilarious, but messy). The #1 thing is to stay calm when it happens. If you panic, you’ll tense up and it’ll just be harder to get out.

Please don’t use eggs anally, as they will get stuck up there.

Ovi can be fun, but you must do so safely and responsibly. I hope this helps!

~Nevan

hi! if you’re okay with giving recommendations, do you or your followers know of any tentacle-like dildos without suckers or a lot of other texture? something similar to starspawntoys’ dendrolith 1.0 (which unfortunately can’t be custom ordered right now as far as i can tell) would be ideal! ty!

For comparison, here’s the Dendrolith (maybe if you DM/PM, you can get a custom made?)

While not as noodly at the tip, KuduVoodoo recently revamped the Whatsamacallit, and that may fit a similar niche for you. I’m not positive, but I believe SquarePeg Toys may also have some tentacle-y options? Worth checking, at least.

You may also want to check out Primal Hardwere’s various tentacle options; not really the same as far as intended use goes, as they’re primarily tubes, but… well, they’re certainly long!

Followers, any other ideas?

tailsnportholes:

Stock Drop and Update

Hey everyone! Just before this post I let yall know about more stock in the shop.

THESE WILL. LIKELY BE THE LAST ITEMS SOLD ON THE ETSY PLATFORM.

Once I’m moved and settled I will be moving off of etsy and to a different, to be determined, site. I will also be raising my prices a bit as I will be attempting to do this full time in a more stable and stress free environment. My plans are to get more chambers to be able to make more toys at a time, and possibly make doubles of my molds! Providing I can get my laptop to talk with my cintiq again, I will hopefully have new models as well as new 3D printed versions of the older hand scupted models! Fingers crossed on those!

I thank you all for your continued follows, reblogs and support. I couldn’t do it without you!

Could you please add more direct links on the masterlist? Some stores like “Touched By a Triffid” don’t even appear when searched on Google.

Yes, sorry! The list has been rather on the backburner, at least for me, while I deal with getting my own shop in order (and a remarkably persistent cold). I’ll try to get all the links added as soon as possible!

However, I don’t think TBAT has a storefront yet! So that would cause some difficulties in linking them; I’ll be sure to make a note of it when I have the time to update.

I think KnottysToys may have closed or something? The link you have to their etsy says that the page doesnt exist. I haven’t seen anything in your answered asks about it so I decided to come and ask if maybe i didnt dig far back enough for answer or if it hasn’t been brought to your attention.

It looks like they have closed! Or at least, the Etsy storefront has. That’s unfortunate, thank you for letting me know!

I just found about how shitty bad dragon is, so I don’t want to support them anymore, I was just wondering if you know about something comparable to the size and shape of the small Nox or Demogorgon. I’d be really grateful.

I’m not positive about Nox (followers?) but iirc DamnAverage’s Jackal is rather close in shape to the Demogorgon.

The nova from bad dragon has pretty prominent ridges, and even in medium they were a bit too rough on me, but it’s bad dragon so,,, at what moral cost? Didn’t know about the allegations at the time sadly-

There may be some secondhand on Dragon Hoard!

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