Author: burrclaw

Gay man in his 30s who likes to look at & collect dongs & dong accessories.

We’re moving!

exotic-erotics:

We’ve got
some good news! We’ve outgrown our current building and are moving to a
larger space on August 1st! We’ve been working extra hard to ensure that
wait times for orders will not be impacted too much, and estimate that
production will be down for about 2 weeks while we move. Our normal
production times are 12-14 business days, so anyone ordering while we
move should still get their orders within the expected time frame. We’re
going to do our best to make this transition as unnoticeable as
possible for our customers, but we will be taking a little longer to
answer emails. Thanks for your patience!

strangebedfellas:

Stock drop time!! We just dropped 59 new listings into the store and there are some BRIGHT colors to be found! Went with a lot of purple and blue and pink this time around. Even some greens, which is a rare treat!

Additionally, today is the the first day our new tentacle and claw vibe sleeves are available for purchase. Just pop your favorite bullet vibe in and have some fun with these new friends! Each model features a variety of textures to enjoy. Our sleeves come in a variety of firmnesses and are randomly assembled in pairs. 

Come on down and have a look at all the new friends! This is that last inventory drop before our BIG one next month for our anniversary, so if there’s a model you’re just dying to get this is your chance 😀
https://www.etsy.com/shop/StrangeBedfellas

Is there a secondhand forum that isn’t through bad dragon? I’m looking to buy but can;t afford the full price for a lot of the toys I want :/

Dragon Hoard forums is a standalone website that, I believe, is currently the main secondhand trading hub.

damnaverage:

Another night, another dream. But not they’re not the dreams of you,
instead I run away from nightmares, and tonight is the night that I’ve
had enough.

Welcome Somnhas. Less devious than first appearances may suggest,
Somnhas will gladly devour nightmares and provide sweet dreams instead.
And a pretty decent amount of texture. If you’re into that.

Somnhas comes in three sizes for now (may be more in the far future
depending on a few factors, but no plans for the near future). All
listings at the moment just have the three of them next to a can but I
will separate them out with better can comparisons next week, when
another thing with Somnhas will happen on the site – the clue is in the
teasers. For now there will be stock on Etsy.

———Somnhas listing blurb——–

An ambiguously formed, friendly dream demon, Somnhas was conjured as a
protector from nightmares and a bringer of pleasant dreams in whatever
form you find most ideal.
Somnhas has a tapered head for ease of
entry, texture up front and a small stretch near the base. Plates start
off large on a wide triangular cross section and decrease in size as the
shaft narrows and rounds. Pinpoint bumps tease on the top of the shaft
and nearer the base as the kite cross section provides a slight stretch.
The base has bumps to grind on or use to identify the orientation of
the toy.

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Approximate dimensions vary depending on toy size. The quick and dirty to refer to is:
Small: 5.625" / 14.3cm total length, 4.375" / 11cm circumference at the big ridge
Regular: 7" / 17.8cm total length and 5.375" / 13.6cm circumference at the big ridge
Large: 7.75" / 19.7cm total length and 6.25" / 15.8cm circumference at the big ridge

Stay well out there.

tailsnportholes:

Fire and Shop Update

This is copied from me local emergency Facebook page: “The Spring Fire grows to 53,588 acres and is 5% contained. The fire has been deemed a disaster and is in the top ten list of the worst fires in Colorado history. Air attacks include air tankers and helicopters.”

Hopefully they’re able to finally get this fire under control. The evacuation lines haven’t reached my new house yet, so thats a relief that I cannot even begin to put into words.

I haven’t gotten a lot of orders to assist with getting us anew pump for running water, and as mentioned previously I have to order silicone too. Unfortunately if I don’t get enough orders, I’ll have to cancel the current orders since I cannot afford to order silicone and get a new pump.

➡️If I have to do this, those customers will get a discount code for when I do reopen, and will get to be first in line.⬅️

I don’t want to have to do that but I’m a bit at a loss, because I also don’t want to keep anyone waiting for an unnecessarily long time. So if no more orders have come in by 10AM tomorrow morning (July 3rd) I will be private messaging those customers and canceling the orders and closing the shop again. Hopefully until I can reopen the way I orginally wanted to.

qimera:

High on a mountaintop, above the bustling cityskape, the sentry surveys their domain, glowing claws clicking on solid stone every once in a while; almost as if the great metal dragon was bored.

<u off work yet? :)>

Your phone beeps, and you surreptitiously check it to see a message from “your” sentry. You duck into a corner to respond.

<2 more hours and I’ll be omw>

The dragon on the mountain receives and processes the text, and their lips turn into a smile with a faint, almost inaudible whirring sound as they shift their huge robotic body.

<ill be rdy and w8ing~ ;)>

The Sentry is up in the shop now! This toy features a thick, filling shaft with a tantalizing curve and ample robotic texture!

tailsnportholes:

Emergency Reopen

Due to some unforseen circumstances with the new house, I will be reopening shop earlier than planned. I will still be on Etsy for the time being, as I don’t yet have internet access out here and am currently running everything off my phone data. I was going to wait until later in the year, to reopen with a new site and everything but the water pump at our new house is going out so I’m opening early.

➡️As planned, my prices will be raised.⬅️

Customs will be opened first and will be higher than normal. I will have to order silicone before I can start pouring and due to where I live now it will have to be mailed to me instead of me picking it up. Once I have silicone, I will pour stock that will be ready to ship as I have the space in my pressure chambers.

🔴🔴🔴NOTE: I have not included the mini Poseidon model, as it’s discontinued. I have also not included the mini Leviathan and mini Abyssal as they don’t sell well and I’m considering retiring them. I will also not be using glitter for the time being.🔴🔴🔴

https://etsy.me/2tDvceb

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