(Plus, Hyperion and Carmela have joined the crew. Whoo!)
The Black Friday sale will commence as soon after 12 AM EST (on the 23rd) as possible. Please allow a moment for the sale to activate – the items have to be posted before we can select them to be eligible for the sale, so there may be a brief minute where they do not display a discount. But after the discount posts, have at it!
In-stock toys and Black Friday Special Customs will be marked off 20%. Customs are in limited supply, so if there’s something you really want and we don’t tend to stock it often, don’t miss out!
Good luck, and may your wallets’ recovery be swift after this darkest of shopping days.
It’s because these are for custom orders! Please send us a message or click the request a custom order link on our etsy page! Thank you!!
Pricing is now a dynamic thing, meaning all toys are priced according to the amount of silicone used and if the molding method is a more complicated approach. Please read the current in stock item selections or feel free to ask us about your order.
Small Toy Prices- $50.00-$60.00
Medium Toy Prices-$70.00-$80.00
Large Toy Prices- $85.00-$130.00 (Depending on Size and Model)
Extra Large Toy Prices- $150.00-$200.00(Depending on Size and Model)
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Feel free to browse our current designs here at our webpage-
Annnnnnd Black Friday sale goes live with our Thursday drop at 10pm EST! Special guests include 15% off STOREWIDE, all custom slots live again, and a special lint free bag of holding that fits soooo many toys inside, free with purchases of $50 or more.
thank you for considering giving business to other makers instead!there’s a few that i know of that offer cum tubes: AkifuToys offers it as an add-on, but I am hesitant to honestly recommend them as they are on our blacklist (for reasons other than quality/shipping times on toys, see the blacklist for info). Primal Hardwere offers this as an add-on to all their inflatable werewolf dildos (you can get them without the inflatable part if you’re only interested in the cum tube). FetishZone also offers a few with cum tubes. there is also a number of realistic/human-shaped dildos that have cum tubes built in; search any reputable sex toy retailer for “squirting” or “ejaculating” and you should find them (ie SheVibe).
followers, do you know of any other shops that offer cum tubes with their toys? please reblog or send an ask to let us know!
the only lube that I personally have ever seen that looks and feels like real cum is the Sliquid Silk – it has the same slippery consistency and pearly white look. however, please note that the Sliquid Silk does contain silicone itself, and is therefore incompatible with silicone toys (it’s safe to use with glass, metal, wood or stone toys, as well as bareback/on condoms or gloves).
if you are looking for the thick, viscous, stringy texture of Bad Dragon’s cum lube, I recommend J-Lube! it’s a powder that you mix with water. that 10 oz bottle will last you a very long time, and you can vary the amount of water you mix with to make it thicker or thinner as you prefer! here is a good resource & general info about J-Lube. if you want it to look more like cum, you can experiment with adding some food grade titanium dioxide to the J-Lube to give it a whitish tint. (make sure it is food grade/safe titanium dioxide, you don’t want to use the same titanium dioxide pigment used for paint or plastic!)
Black Friday through Cyber Monday all stock will be 25% off on Etsy
– I’ll set the coupon myself so nothing for you to tinker with! Have an
additional 70+ toys going up, including most of my available models and
all the firmnesses.
Sale will start around 3am CST.
On Cyber Monday, select models will be available as Made-To-Order at
the BFCM sale price in my new Winter color scheme. This sale goes live
at midnight and will be available exclusively on the site.
I urge anyone following to check it out, could be a fun little community. (and the theme on the subreddit is really fun!) Fantaschlongs also maintains a thorough masterlist!
Heeeey everyone! Black Friday is almost here and I wanted to let folks know what sort of options are available for our special custom slots! They’re a bit complicated, but if you follow the instructions you’ll be just fine! Please remember to read ALL info before placing your order, have your inspiration links ready, and be sure you really want to place this order! There are no cancellations or refunds on these unless you completely mess up and don’t put any info on your order, in which case I’ll automatically reject it. THESE CUSTOMS ARE NOT SUBJECT TO THE STORE WIDE 15% OFF SALE!
These are GUIDED SURPRISE customs, meaning you provide an inspiration for the colors and we do the rest. You will not see your toy before it ships, so if this makes you uncomfortable this may not be the listing for you. We will not offer refunds on toys that aren’t what you were expecting as far as colors go. All sales of this listing are final, no cancellations will be accepted!
There are several options for this listing. You may choose between a small, medium, large, or noble (XL) toy for your primary toy. You may also choose to add on a slim Deelit or Aelit, a small Emme egg pair, or a single vibe sleeve for a small extra cost. PLEASE NOTE that if you choose to add on a smaller toy it will be made from the same silicone as your larger toy and will thus be in the same colors/firmness you chose for the primary toy.
The model options are:
$25 Tier 1: Small Aelit, Batou, Deelit, Fornax 2.0, Tyv, Vetti, Yuri, and Ziq
$50 Tier 2: Small Lon; Medium Batou, Fornax 2.0, Tyv, Yuri
$75 Tier 3: Medium Lon and Ziq; Large Batou and Tyv
$120 Tier 4: Noble Batou and Tyv
Choosing an add-on is an extra $10 on top of the tier price.
Choose your tier, choose your silicone firmness, choose if you want an add-on/which add-on you like, then provide the name of the model you prefer for your choices as well as a link to your color inspiration IN THE NOTES OF YOUR ORDER! If you don’t provide the name of the model and your inspiration in the notes of your order it will be rejected and you’ll have to place your order again. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO INCLUDE ALL THE INFO IN YOUR ORDER NOTES!
If any of this confuses you, please go ahead and ask for clarification! There are only 15 of these listings available and they’ll all be up starting Thursday at midnight Central time as the clock rolls over to Black Friday. But if all of this is too weird and scary, don’t worry! There’s going to be 170 new toys added to the shop inventory so there will be plenty of stuff to choose from!
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