Yes, we will be participating in Black Friday sales! But no, it won’t be a particularly huge event.
A TLDR version of what’s below:
- Discounted stock drop
- Discounted Dealer’s Choice BF Customs
- Long custom wait time warning!
- Fimbulvetr is coming…
Firstly, there will be a (relatively minor) stock drop. A fair chunk of these are “flops”, so with the flop discount + Black Friday discount, these guys are going to be cheaper than ever.
Store-wide, the Black Friday discount will be 20% off. The only items not affected by the discount are accessories/non sex toy items (Dicklets, keychains, Desk Guardians).
Secondly, there will be at least one Dealer’s Choice Black Friday Special Custom Listing for each model and size we offer. The only model exceptions are Valentine (both cock and tongue variants), Standard Rei, and Standard Kouya. These models are undergoing tweaks or re-prints. They may be found in the stock drop as a last hurrah for those older molds, but they will likely be flops.
Customs will allow you to choose the model, size, and firmness. The rest is Dealer’s Choice! The one thing that is guaranteed: the color scheme will involve black and at minimum one other color (for two total guaranteed colors). Requests for specific colors and patterns will not be taken.
VERY IMPORTANT: The waiting time on the customs will be quoted very high (1-3 months). A lot of the molds need to be remade and this will be done as I go about clearing the customs backlog and working on new things – if I pour something and it comes out weird, that one’s getting re-molded.
That said, if your toy comes out fine and there’s no problems with the mold, you could receive your toy rather quickly. This time estimate is being given in case of, say, a… Ragnarok-level doomsday scenario. No reason for that specific End of World scenario name, I’m sure.
We also have plans for a new model release in December, unless something goes wrong. Which it can, and probably will.
As usual, there will be absolutely no cancellations permitted during or after the Black Friday event. No exceptions. I am dead serious about this.
For the customs, if it looks like for any reason the custom will not be able to be completed by the absolute deadline, you will be fully refunded at that deadline time or as soon as I am certain that I cannot meet said deadline. Please do not ask me about refunds before then – though if you’d like to request a status report, you’re welcome to inquire! 🙂
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