One of the frequent laments during last year’s April Fool’s was that while the colossal corn was hilarious, it was just too big for many people to use. So Dr. Wut and Cody have spent months toiling over the silicone corn genome in order to bring you a smaller more manageable version. Dr. Wut considers it a huge success, but obviously Cody has his reservations.
As these Mad Food Scientists are happy to tell you, weird science is more of an art than a science. And while this corn is smaller and more manageable than it’s colossal counterpart, it’s even more wiggly and wobbly! So if you liked this…
…the small Corn has even more jiggle! In fact, for use, we recommend getting at least a Medium/Hard firmness split, because Medium and Soft will not support themselves. And of course, if you’re a fan of that corny texture, you know you can just go hard!
We’ve also brought back last year’s massive maize! Both are available for a limited time, April 1st through April 15th. Happy April Fool’s Day!
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