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Glowing Alien Easter Eggs are alive in my etsy shop!

What better way to celebrate Easter than to impregnate yourself or a loved one with a glowing alien egg! 

These Xenova and Laviova are available in a selection of lovely pastels and have a highlight that brings out the textures at night when the egg is glowing. They will arrive at their new hosts with a matching baby alien.

Anyone who buys a matching pair will also receive a matching little squishy glow cat, and excess postage charges from etsy will be refunded immediately.

Author: burrclaw

Gay man in his 30s who likes to look at & collect dongs & dong accessories. View all posts by burrclaw